Archive: “Poetry”

A fastidious lady named Susie, Enjoying an early jacuzzi, Was surprised in the bath By a swine called McGrath, Who ogled her through the jalousie. The covering of her confusion, Was effected, to his disillusion, Then she hurled a back-scrubber At the impudent lubber, And brought up a mighty contusion! He yelled and he shouted […]

There was a young vicar from Salisbury Whose habits were quite halisbury-scalisbury He wandered round Hampshire Without any pampshire ‘til his Bishop compelled him to walisbury Note: This can be deciphered by using the old name for ‘Salisbury’ and the contraction of ‘Hampshire’.

To his bride, said the lynx-eyed detective, “Could it be that my eyesight’s defective? Has your east tit, the least bit, The best of your west tit, Or is it a trick of perspective?”

The sexual urge of the camel,  Is greater than everyone thinks! At the height of the mating season He tries to bugger the Sphinx! But the Sphinx’s anal passageIs filled with the sands of the Nile, Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile! Now recent exhaustive researches By Haldane […]