My wife, Susan, School Librarian at a Grammar School, brought home from work a quiz. The type that has a number, followed by initial letters of a phrase. Looking through this I saw “88 TFL”. I said, “Oh yes, 88 two fat ladies.” Later in the evening Susan was writing in the answers and said “88, three fat ladies.” I pointed out that it was hardly three, but surely two, to which she retorted “Well, I don’t know anything about common things like bingo!”